He doesn’t want a deal. Never did. He wasted Canada’s time on purpose. He’s starting a war.
Seems he wants to bully them into submission first.
You’re acting like this guy is capable of planning more than 15 minutes ahead. He can’t, that’s all his working memory can hold these days.
It’s silly to think these are the acts of just one man. He holds a grudge too, and he’s riled up the masses who, immediately, seem pretty onboard against Canada.
I can assure you the vast majority of people in the USA don’t want a war with Canada. Any voices you are seeing stating otherwise are massively amplified by oligarchs and don’t represent reality on the ground.
That may be but we’re still under attack from this administration, and the people who do support it.
It was ghost-written for him. Some guy followed him around for a long time (18 months, I think?).
Just like everything else he didn’t create, he slapped his name on it and thinks he’s a genius.
That same guy also called him out as being illiterate iirc.
I found this article from 2016 that tells the whole story. It’s worse that I ever thought.
(Hit reader mode in Firefox before the pop-up appears)
Can also open in the web archive, it skips the paywall
While now unable to secure a deal with a neighbouring peaceful nation who is the living embodiment of a cartoon beaver offering to share their six-pack, Trump still insists that his negotiation skills are unparalleled.
Hilarious, I love it. LOL
I’m confused, Tony Schwartz can’t make a deal with Canada?
Schwartz called ghost-writing the book his “greatest regret in life, without question,” and both he and the book’s publisher, Howard Kaminsky, have said that Trump had played no role in its writing.
Hilarious
Truly, this is precious.
LMAO
Trump has never authored a single thing beyond tweet length in his life.
Satire sites post real news now?
Satire being killed burned and buried. Satire sites need to invent satire² or to convert to nonsatire sites?
A dumb guy (notice the ‘b’?) like trump could only rise in a country like america. They were made for each other. Now most citizens of all stripes are starting to realize “Hey, we need to make some serious changes here”. lil’ trumpie’s end is nigh.
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Record high American debt. This guy: trump is a great businessman
Fuck off bootlocker