weimaraner_of_doom@piefed.socialtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say expertsEnglish
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2 months agoAn investigation into acts of self-pleasure among parrots and other birds has reached a climax, with the results providing welcome relief for vets and researchers, not to mention the birds themselves.
Asked if they showed any signs of self-loathing or Catholic guilt, Heys thought not. “I don’t want to say satisfied, but they do look different after they finish. It’s obviously doing something for them.”
Someone was having a little too much fun with this article.
How about “terrorism” or “national security threat”?