unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyztoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•RFK Jr. clears path for minors’ use of tanning beds, much to the dismay of dermatologistsEnglish
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4 days agoWell I want everyone to stop cooking the skin
Well I want everyone to stop cooking the skin
When I was younger, and much stupider, I said categorically, hot sun sci fi beds cook skin, end!
The butthole can provide support, why not. The harness, which is built into those stretchy trousers, and is attached to the front-butt of the genitals, will carry so much of the weight!
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Holy moly I was just ranting incoherence about this so much I welcome the new grass-stained burnt face look that RFK Jr. Really Brings To uh wherever he u-