Do people usually have to pay for things when they destroy them? I don’t think I’ve heard of that generally

Just don’t get caught though. Flee the country, lay low.

There’s a 90s-ass CRT monitor in the background!

Why settle? Software is a continually evolving ecosystem and grafting yourself to a certain distribution model or distribution team doesn’t really make sense when you consider that. Some distribution might have the best things for you, today. Tomorrow, another may come along and do it better, or your current distribution may shift to not be to your liking anymore. Be flexible, but don’t change for the sake of change. Change for a good reason.

Michel’s is spensive