There is a reason their stock was like 600x price:earnings, now it’s “only” 242x. Tech stocks are aggressive at 30-80x.

When the fix is in, the fix is in.

What is the reverse of eating the onion? I thought it was satire the entire article and kept waiting for the piece that made it clear it was a joke to allow for the laugh, I’m at the uncomfortable stage of thinking this is legitimate.