Even the examples in the article’s gallery are literal garbage. People will get major body dysmorphia if they get used to this shit.
I would call it a Clown show if that wouldn’t be offensive against hard-working Clowns.
“How dare you do exactly what you’re supposed to do? Let me condemn your deeds with no real consequences. Let’s keep the illusion of plausible deniability up.”
It isn’t enforceable on the personal level, but every commercial distro will need an implementation (and let’s be honest, they will each create their own) to sell pre-installed or to offer service for public and private device fleets.
No, fuck you, I’m on a even more non-tribalistic team!