gibmiser@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•RFK Jr. clears path for minors’ use of tanning beds, much to the dismay of dermatologistsEnglish
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4 days agoGotta give them kids sexy orange skin
Gotta give them kids sexy orange skin
Wake up and smell the dystopia. It’s cooking, and if you don’t like how it smells, just wait until you have to eat it.
Everyone knows that lots of students dont learn in college but still graduate. Noone did anything about it.
Everyone knows that going this fast means people definitely won’t learn. Noone is going to do anything about it.
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I orate while I drive to work. Im almost ready, pretty sure I’ll be the next president