I’ve been starting to hear that caffeinated beverages don’t dehydrate you as much as urban legend claims.

You need to hydrate, homie

If the excess really bothers you, there are also these little straps you can buy with little suspender clips on either end, and you can use them across the corners to snug up your sheets. I had some knit jersey sheets once that would not stay on until I got some of those.

Edit: These thingies, sheet stays

It’s wild, because when I was a kid, there was this huge conservative talking point about how trading freedom for security was bad.

I hate to tell you this, but today is Sunday

Hey, it’s 80% of reported violent crime. We’re just better at it and don’t get caught, obvs.