calliope@piefed.blahaj.zonetoThe Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Stephen Miller Reassures Sick Wife He Knows What It Looks Like When Woman Dying - The OnionEnglish
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2 months agoAt press time, Miller was assuring his wife that she was safe since she had not exhibited the most common near-death symptom of pleading with him for mercy.
What’s funny is, the phrase “Molyneux’s failed legacy” is accurate without this specific game being named “Legacy.”