I could believe this headline was real

I use two services that do work and alternate between them: Mullvad with Obfuscation turned on, and Ghelper paired with Shadowrocket (China side ones used by Chinese devs)

Wireguard is effectively blocked in China, from my experience so far.

Maybe Todd Blanche, Trump’s personal lawyer defending him against E Jean Carrol’s rape allegations and helper of Ghislaine Maxwell will pursue justice for such crimes?

No please don’t wake the beans!