Bet $50 you will. No way you’re still in contact with your family

You have no idea how happy this would make me. I suck at gift giving on the designated days, I just want to do it when it’s not expected.

But designated days for drinking together? Sign me up. You’re invited for Christmas btw

You like?

Actually. Yeah that’s pretty dope. That Rock Opera album, I don’t know if it has capital-C Christmas music but it really has the sound.

They would never play that in a department store

Damn. Uh. Sorry, no refunds. They’re still working out the kinks

If only I knew. It seems to be more of a “entreat the blood god” thing. I imagine it would eventual just sort of manifest in your walls and then you’d dig it out

I reverse image searched it. It’s just called “Blood Fountain” by Frank Ippolito and Nick Bonamy

How straightforward

Oooh, I was going to let this this conversation slide but you’ve actually just nailed it right it the heart of the issue.

That’s EXACTLY what it is! FUCK! I HATE music that tells me what to feel and I HATE being told to buy shit. I want to have holidays, I really do. I love my family and I love not being at work. It’s just kind of hard to enjoy it knowing it’s all at the cost of our health and prosperity.

Don’t even get me started on the mathematical theory of manipulative music. There’s a whole equation for how many times you can repeat the hook of a song to make sure it makes the top 40 charts in the US

RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

ICE can suck on me from the back. If any of them were cut out to be real cannon fodder, we’d be fucking their wives but no. Somebody can’t even pass asvab screening.

"Of course nobody will be able to tell this is a defense of posting slop. Making this garbage bird meme is a sure way to

• Win respect among your Leninist peers
• Raise awareness about niche anticapitalism slogans
• Preempt any criticism for supporting the worst industry that’s subverting political consciousness in 2026

If you like we can go over more strategies for posting churned trash on the internet"

Finally a thread for me!

I like the protected tabs because barring any absurd workspace dimensions I can use the plastic as extra leverage to press down on the tab with.

And I like sliding the Ethernet Foreskin over the terminal after I’m done assembling it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why does a service that no longer does SMS want your phone number?

You made me spit out my soup 🤣

My inner screen finally broke a couple months ago. It is pretty scammy but it seems to have lasted a while. I’m curious how long the rest of the phone is going to last in this state because I’m not shelling out for repairs on a phone I bought second hand

Okay. I tried. I was going to give this repost bot a fair shake, but your posts are just too numerous to be this shit

Have another for misunderstanding what group of people like “wife bad” jokes

Berserk doesn’t really belong here. Nobody likes Griffith because they think he’s aspirational