SourDragon@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.ml•e*ros when deciding what to do with the plunder
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5 days agoYou dare suggest something that is actually good for everyone? You monster!
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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As an American, I mumble mumble mumble…
WHY IS THIS MY FIRST TIME LEARNING ABOUT THIS‽
Hells yeah! Awesome!
I get the feeling Dolly would like these jokes
Buckled on jazz cabbage
That’s me rn. Not figuratively either, but literally. And no, I will not be providing any proof of this. Just take my word for it.
I mean, that’s how I eat chips. Just vore the whole bag. Doesn’t everyone?
Should I set them on fire? Should I roast marshmallows over their smoldering charred remains and make s’mores?
Yes and yes. Did anyone bring any graham crackers. I seem to have left mine in my lair.
Aren’t the criminals the one’s putting up the cameras? The heroes are actually the ones taking them down.
- SourDragon@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Tesla swapped a solar owner's lease contract for the Book of EnochEnglish1·1 month ago
I hate my spouse so fucking much
Yeah. All the downvotes shows how wrong I was and I accept it