Oh shi…the science has come in…

My sister didn’t wake up, and it dried before morning. Aliens might be doing this to us every night and we would never know.

They did. He shot himself. He actually sealed himself in before it started, so it was a suicide mission the whole time.

I’m like super turbo banned. Buy me a new phone and I will go back to Reddit.

I’m a bearcat

I’m probably going to have dementia in ten-twenty years due to all this offbrand Walmart Benadryl I’ve abused to enhance masturbation several hundredfold. I certainly have organ damage now from this awful addiction. Part of the reason I liked meth is because it took away my sexuality and allowed me to work my fuzzy, feminine ass off. Been clean from that for three years now. But this Benadryl ish fucks my ass three ways, sideways, upways, and down my britches like Sam Cougar was raging in his old tamales, y’know? The thing about disembodied eyeballs is that Mario 64 imprinted the on me and it did the condit thing when my dad scare me on Benadryl when I was eight or something. I’ve been addicted to this ish since I was eight. Fuck. You eat hamsters?

Can I baste you in my batter while you rotate? I’m doing a science experiment for my church regarding sin. I’ve already done the control of ejaculating on my sister without her knowing, so I just need to do the experiment of someone consenting. What causes that möbiation of entanglement, and can we use my occult Knowledge to transcend physicality like Jesus, the Buddha, and Richard Simmons. We must know, for Christ’s sake!

You can just see them with your third eye, dummy, but you drink refried fluoride on a daily basis

I am in Arizona, south of the Sonora, and this shit is insane, yet at the same time WAY more manageable than any place with humidity. I went to college at ECU and was homeless in Miami Beach during the winter before, and that ish was hell despite being thirty temperature degrees cooler than here in the Phoenix area. It gets 120F some days, and it sucks biking in, but as long as you drink water continuously, it feels significantly cooler because all your sweat evaporates instantly, taking the heat with it.

Not with a porn that starts this way. I quite frankly couldn’t finish

I shit my bed, too

My name’s not dexerto and stop telling me to fuck off! I’m sick of everyone ganging up on me!

I get turned on by the idea of a woman with authority stepping on my dick

Corpus reminded me of In Italian

Where’s the body of work you’re promoting?

Some of it might be, but the dazzle camo prevents you from seeing who the dogs amongst us are. OG sorcerers too

I’m a crackhead, myself. It’s always a good time talking with a festival cop, so I appreciate the words

I’ll take shit that didn’t happen for 47 cents, Trebek

If the FBI doesn’t know I am the man sneaking into the houses of children and filling their bladders with quik-dry cement, then God help those incompetent dweebs, for I am the reckoning God sent unto this Earth. Have you been to church recently? They can help your children from becoming like me, or if you need Jesus, they can help you too.

No one can help me. That’s why I drink and huff xylol based paint thinner like my handler in the CIA taught me.

It’s the same con game