No you do not get it.

At Apple we make magical devices that are unlike anything done before. We have truly revolutionized computing with over priced hardware.

If you don’t have a Mac then you are not cool and not good at your job.

Yuh-huh! Just get a terminal emulator from the App Store. I will be just a few dollars a month. Then you can ssh into a Linux server you have somewhere.

See it’s an entire computer!

Viewtube was pretty easy to get running. Their rocker container started up almost right away.

The only problem I have with them, is that it doesn’t seem to import my YouTube subscriptions.