Dearth@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Bryon Noem Reportedly Told Dom He Wants to Be a “Trans Bimbo Slut” Named CrystalEnglish
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2 months agoKristi Noem, former head of the US department of Homeland Security who famously bragged about murdering her misbehaving puppy in her biography, is married to this person. Recently sex workers have leaked images of Kristi’s spouse wearing tights and balloons stuffed into their shirt apparently enjoying the ‘bimbofication’ fetish.
It’s news because Kristi is a fascist working for the anti- trans administration.
If Crystal Noem wants to get mar-a-lago facial surgery and giant fake tits she should be able to.

Insulated bags may be provided to delivery drivers employed by the pizza restaurants. But doordash drivers need to buy that shit for themselves