They will use fake IDs. Anyone who thinks they won’t is lying to themselves or just lying to us.

Use fake IDs, encourage people to use and make fake IDs. Share tools to make fake IDs. They need to know how stupid and overbearing said laws are. Bonus if you make said Fake IDs and their generation easily accessible to kids.

If privacy and anonymity is a crime, then commit crimes to get it. Make sure other people think this thought too. Don’t stay silent about it. That’s what they want you to do.