“Eh, after we rebrand to Donbasland, is easy сука.”

Hey stop listening to my conversations, that was in private!

Seriously though that happened to me lol. Had an ex ask “what were your worst sexual encounters” and she literally had to tell me those were all sexual assault (on me not by me).

One of them would legally be rape if she was a guy (maybe two actually) but in my state women can’t be charged with rape and even if they could good luck convincing a jury that I wasn’t actually “lucky” or I’m not “secretly gay” and she was hot so I “must have enjoyed it” anyway.