minus-square1egg4u@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Welcome to America, where you’re never quite sure if your senator is dead or notlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·14 days agoHe is alive but only because he sucked all the life essence from Lindsay Graham surely linkfedilink
minus-square1egg4u@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Scientists Made Sourdough Bread With Yeast Found on Ötzi the Iceman’s Mummified BodylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·27 days agoBut how did it taste linkfedilink
He is alive but only because he sucked all the life essence from Lindsay Graham surely