“Linux requires constant fixing.”

Use one of the stable distros. You generally never have to worry about breakage if you don’t go looking for it.

Linux actually has a large swath of testers using rolling release who we’ve tricked into feeling very superior than the rest of us. /s

I have no knowledge in this and it’s early, but what happens to birds in the medium in between the receiver and emitter?

This can’t be good for them.