China announced that the entire world is now subject to Chinese law, extending its legal jurisdiction to every person on Earth regardless of nationality or borders.
Nevermind the several people pointing out, it’s probably all generated, which explains the first-draft vibes… and lends credibility to this being isGlitch all over again.
You’re weird. You’re the only confused person. So, we can fix this with a block.
Have a lovely life.
Malyca: “I’m confused, this happened no?”
Noxy: “The article never mentions the artist’s name, what the fuck?” abos: “Artists Name and Style is never mentioned.” hypnicjerk: “this is bad satire (?)” Dispassionate’s ratio’d dismissal: “Not all humor is for everyone. Perhaps you just didn’t get the joke?” hypnicjerk’s obvious response: “perhaps you just forgot to make one?”
Korhaka: “Surely it’s someone’s job to know how to do this kind of thing.” Archer: “Articles like this are insidious, because you can never be certain.”
Ledivin: “it’s so believable that I didn’t even notice!”
SparroHawc: “I hate that I had to double-check what community this was in.”
AeronMelon: “Ate this one, too.”
humble_boatsman: “How is this satire?”
scops: “I don’t know that this is satire. There’s no wit or layers to it. Its more like dystopian misery porn?” eodur: “Isn’t this already actually happening?”
HubertManne: “oh man. this is satire. ugh.” Me, in fact: “This headline sounds too much like it’s riffing on a real attempt I’d somehow missed.”
Dispassionate giving the game away: “Every comment or downvote means we are doing something right.” That’s literally just trolling.
Nevermind the several people pointing out, it’s probably all generated, which explains the first-draft vibes… and lends credibility to this being isGlitch all over again.