• OBJECTION!@lemmy.ml
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    2 hours ago

    Skunk.

    I will get banned from animal fighting immediately, however, I will also get the people there sprayed, making them incredibly easy to identify and apprehend.

    Yeah, that’s right. I’m a mole.

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    6 hours ago

    Raccoon isn’t getting enough love.

    There’s a raccoon who’s obsessed with my barbecue, so maybe I can tame him

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      5 hours ago

      Try throwing a tennis ball that a dog’s chewed open at him and see if he climbs in. If that doesn’t work, throw a rat at him and try again once they’ve faught a bit.

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          Correct!

          Great Horned Owls will also eat porcupines.

          No smallish creature is safe. Foxes, turkeys, bats, fish, scorpions, snakes, other owls. You name it and it’s around owl size or smaller, an owls will eat it.

          Skunk spray isn’t great for their eyes though. Here is an owl in with skunk sprayed eyes.

          It can cause irritation or ulceration, and then animals will rub at their eyes, potentially causing further physical damage.

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              He looked at me funny after I told him not to.

              Thankfully I’ve only been in the building once so far when a skunk decided to blast us. The skunk baby was usually sweet and easygoing, but he sprayed 3 or 4 times in the clinic in a week.

              It turned out the one pair of gloves (the orange ones) would freak it out and it would blast whomever was going to grab it. At least it was so small it barely had any booty juice, but skunk smell indoors is no joke. 🤢

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    So our options are:

    • powerful but not afraid to lash out at you.
    • strong secondary abilities but you will stink forever.
    • terrible stats but will not hurt you.

    Ya know, I don’t think we should be doing animal pit fights with local wildlife, or at all maybe.

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      4 hours ago

      Have you seen possum teeth. ?

      And based on what they eat, I’ll make a guess a possum bite is going to go bad fast.

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        The thing about opossums is that they are notorious for not biting. Their defensive behaviours are hissing, running away, and playing dead.

        Anecdotally, I’ve only ever seen one piece of footage of a caught opossum biting - out of hundreds of videos - and it was because the guy was holding the opossum my the scruff and sticking his finger in its face. This is why i believe those reports that oppossums aren’t likely to hurt you, and why i said what I said earlier.

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    3 hours ago

    poison/fighting (skunk), dark (raccoon) and psychic (possum… playing possum is clearly a psychic move)

    The rock paper scissors works (kinda, not really. dark’s immunity to psychic would either make the rival fight a little harder or very easy. Skunk should be poison /fighting for gameplay reasons)