Halftime Donald Jesus Trump, nailed to the cross. Let’s make this happen! Or we can just read the Epstein files instead.

  • Lemmyng@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    And let’s make sure it’s a real marathon! No water, bathroom breaks, food or sleep until they read the entire Bible from cover to cover, every single available translation. If we’re lucky, they’ll make it to the New Testament and see how much they fucked up Jesus’ teachings!

    • Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.deOP
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      4 hours ago

      Jesus’s teachings was to follow the old testaments and show it could be done. Jesus never condemned any of the old laws.

      Matt 5: 17-19.