New golden shower*
What? By dying?
The Golden Age will begin once the Orange Era concludes.
Soooo, he’s going to use tax payer dollars to fund Christian science reading rooms across the nation?
…by leaving office
In China?
What, he’s going to find out the youngest age a girl can get pregnant?
This has been known for all of human history it’s around 13
Pregnant at 4, birth at 5 years old, 7months, 21 days. Youngest pregnancy ever confirmed.
I would like to punch somebody really hard on the face right now. I need a drink. At no point in history should that have ever happened. I feel sick.
Goddamn how???
Precocious puberty and sexual abuse. They never found out the identity of the father.
Well we’d rather forget, thank you very much, but Crump keeps reminding us
…by axing or redirecting (read: embezzling) funds once spent on actual science?
This coming from the same guy who was confused about what happens with magnets just a few months ago and now he tells people in order to make money you “do magnets”.
A real golden shower of wisdom from that bag.
This is just a euphemism for alchemy isn’t it. He’s going to dump billions of taxpayer dollars into a quest to turn lead into gold.
No more absurd than the LLM bubble.
That Orange Pedo love’s ignorance not science.
Only if the word is redefined to mean “shitting your diaper and lying about it”.
Miserable fucking sycophants. He’s actually ushering in a dark age worse than the one that followed the burning of the Library of Alexandria.
By driving science away to places it can thrive
