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minus-squareKenny2999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·1 month agoToddlers like to stare at my bald head. So one time I turned around and smiled back and the little guy immediately starts crying. Bad. Turns out I had the worst iritis ever (its kinda like pink eye but worse), looked like a zombie and probably traumatized the poor bugger for life.
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoAh so that’s how people get peladophobia
minus-squaremodus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoYou should tattoo a new face on the back of your head and start over. Keep the toddlers happy.
Toddlers like to stare at my bald head. So one time I turned around and smiled back and the little guy immediately starts crying. Bad.
Turns out I had the worst iritis ever (its kinda like pink eye but worse), looked like a zombie and probably traumatized the poor bugger for life.
Ah so that’s how people get peladophobia
You should tattoo a new face on the back of your head and start over. Keep the toddlers happy.