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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 9 hours ago

WHY YOU LITTLE!

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WHY YOU LITTLE!

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 9 hours ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/46174405

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  • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I get it! Torture is funny! /s

  • DreadPirateShawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    It’s longer than you think.

    • khánh@lemmy.zip
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      Now here’s a guy who knows ball.

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    Call me insane, but I’d like to experience those future tech stuff just to see what memes will be like lol

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      How do you know you are not in one right now, and could Zap out at any second?

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        Wait… Oh. Oh no. That’s why everything that’s happening feels like a fever dream. I’m living in a meme from the 23rd century!

        • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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          Sometimes I’ll say “Computer! End simulation.” Just to check.

          • Naz@sh.itjust.works
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            Unable to comply. Insufficient user permissions.
            
            • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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              Think I was happier not getting an answer.

        • Avicenna@programming.dev
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          Surely Trump has to be a implant meme

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    Joke’s on them. I send them goatse and other late 90s early 00s sites and scar them for life, just like I’ve been.

    • Jesus_666@lemmy.world
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      Go with the times. Make a version where they fall into The Receiver’s gaping colon for 10,000 years. Make Hampster Dance start playing after 5,000 years just to fuck with them.

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        Duration has really inflated. Back then we used to have only 10 hours of things.

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    Yup, that is the sole reason why I won’t let Elon put a chip in my brain.

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      … Not because of that one episode of Black Mirror?

      • TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org
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        That one was truly fucked up. I realy liked most of black mirror, but that one was a bit to much for me. What broke me was seeing the guy at the end missing multiple teeth and it’s very obvious where they went…

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          I don’t actually remember that detail. I mostly remember the premise of the episode: torturing you with visuals to make you comply.

          But yeah. Torture in general, physical or mental, is messed up.

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      thats the only reason? you have more confidence in that asshats tech not catching fire than is healthy

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    So Salvia?

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    • veroxii@aussie.zone
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      Or a K hole if you’re less fancy.

      • x00z@lemmy.world
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        K-holes are fun though.

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    The old time knife gets you every time.

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    it’s an old greentext

    • A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip
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      Still, gotta love the HTTP_Lovecraft handle

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        Should have an alt account HP_Minecraft

    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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      but it checks out

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    Sike!

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