• Gordon Calhoun@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    Huh, I figured he’d just mandate every male to receive additional testicle implants every 5 or 10 years.

    “Hey sarn’t, how many balls in are you now?”

    “7 balls, Private. That’s why I keep my trigger finger taped down all the time we’re not weapons free.”