RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoViolent drunk banned from booze after throwing flapjack at police officer's genitals having missed with Pot Noodleuk.news.yahoo.comexternal-linkmessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up1140arrow-down11
arrow-up1139arrow-down1external-linkViolent drunk banned from booze after throwing flapjack at police officer's genitals having missed with Pot Noodleuk.news.yahoo.comRobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square22linkfedilink
minus-squaremelsaskca@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoWhen the cops protested he violently battered them with a soft cardboard cone of pink fluffy candy floss. /s
When the cops protested he violently battered them with a soft cardboard cone of pink fluffy candy floss. /s