Any population centre of significant size will have it’s share of people high as giraffe pussy at all hours of the day doing weird shit when you are going about life. The lagerger the population centre the higher the likelihood of you encountering it.
Also you are more likely to encounter eccentrics in said larger population centres as well, due to the fact that smaller population centres tend to be less understanding of differences.
high as giraffe pussy
saving this phrase for reuse at some relevant future date
I think it might be a bit weird to use it at a (first) date.
Them: So what are your hobbies?
You: Getting high as giraffe pussy.
Them: …
the town i live in is just large enough that we like eccentrics. as an eccentric it is nice. lived in a place a few ten thousand people smaller and they were not quite so accommodating to the bath bubble running when i thought up something good.
The one over by the airport ?
Any bus stop.
Or berlin
The one time I waited at a bus stop in Germany:
woman comes up and speaks to me in German
Huh?
“Oh, sorry.” proceeds to speak to me in English like nothing happened
Or seattle
I never again want to live at a place where the crab or anyone would care. Let them octopussi be