Ah yes, The Aperature Laboratories Life Gives You Lemons Launcher, a tool developed to inspire the technicians working on the combustible lemon to work faster.
Then I’m gunna burn your house down! With lemons!
The machine was preprogrammed with over 1000 unique belittlements prerecorded by Cave himself which would play randomly each time a lemon was launched.
funny thing about lemons, life didn’t give them to us. We crossbred them into existence. We made the lemons.
Don’t care, gonna make life take the lemons back anyway!
Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give FireRetardant lemons!
Just a couple of posts above was the news about the Mullvad CEO being a white suprematist. ‘Nuff lemons.
Man, can’t these people just be normal?
Capitalistic pigs can’t be normal, because money > morals, but only until a civil war starts where people hunt those pigs down. I am eagerly waiting for this.
Thanks for heads up. Would’ve auto-renewed Monday.
What are you switching to?
I can recommend AirVPN. Switched to then after Mullvad removed port forwarding and haven’t had a single problem since.
Do you happen to know who owns them, if they’ve been raibed already and how that went?
It is created by privacy activists and is still run by the original owners. I haven’t heard of any raids but they’re using RAM servers so raids would be inefficient anyway.
Why AirVPN? Is it as good as Mulvad?
Even better since they support port forwarding. They’re also a privacy focused. It is founded by privacy activists and has been like that since inception. I haven’t heard any bad stuff about the people behind it.
Nice, thanks. I’ll take a look at it.
Sorry afk. Not sure yet. Few days load balancing on cheap/free services that I usually only use for low priority traffic. Due diligence just takes me longer than it used to so I don’t know yet.
For temporary solutions, DDG and AdGuard-VPN are reliable and check the boxes usually considered most important, but they don’t offer the power user / enterprise features some need to replace mulvad.
Before Mulvad I used NordVPN. So I may reevaluate them first, but in truth I’m close to just skipping all of this and paying the fuck off fee to run my own servers.
I don’t have sugar, but how about a cute picture of a fox?
If life gives you all the lemons, guard them jealously until your enemies die if scurvy.
Pretty sure that’s a Nemco 55850.
Best citrus juicer ever made, and one of my most cherished possessions.
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/nemco-55850-manual-heavy-duty-easy-citrus-juicer/591N55850.html
I always preferred “when life gives you lemons, jam them up life’s tailpipe.”
Don’t worry, it’ll get worse
Damn that guy can piss
Jarate!
There’s enough sugar in natural lemon juice to ferment well enough to get the job done. All you need to add is time and open air for the first day, and you’ll have an endless supply of alcohol.
Once you see bubble start forming seal it up to keep excess and less wanted bacteria from piling in, unseal to vent the building co2 on the regular, and when the bubbling dies down, drink up. If you save some starter from your last batch to toss into each new batch it will help get a happy yeast colony growing faster, for more faster drunky.
Cave Johnson circa 1990:
Turned it into a free back massage, very innovative!
“When life gives you lemons on the condition they take 99% of your earnings, make 100 lemonades.”
- The grind mindset “alpha males” teach.Better watch out for those “lemon stealing whores”!