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Cuba Offers To Give Up Nuclear Weapons It’s Not Developing in Return for US$300B

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Cuba Offers To Give Up Nuclear Weapons It’s Not Developing in Return for US$300B

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the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Cuba Offers To Give Up Nuclear Weapons It’s Not Developing in Return for US$300B — The Shovel

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"Cuba has also agreed to open the Straight of Florida. Yes, it is already open. But under this deal, they have agreed to keep it open … for the next 60 days, and then they will start charging us to access it. So that’s a very, very big win for us"

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I’m offering a two for one deal, no nuclear development and I pinky promise not to interfere with ANY shipping in the straight of Hormuz.

I’m expecting the billions any day now…
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  Best of luck! May the best deal prevail.

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