Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

Trump Orders Reflecting Pool Treated With Blue Toilet Pellets, Algae Wins By Sundown

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Trump Orders Reflecting Pool Treated With Blue Toilet Pellets, Algae Wins By Sundown

Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

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Trump’s attempt to keep a memorial reflecting pool blue using toilet bowl pellets ends in humiliation as algae reclaims victory before the end of the day.

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Keep it green and memorialize it as Trump Swamp.
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  We should sample the algae bloom in that pool and look for intelligent life.

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