Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

In-N-Out Announces New Location, Requires Five Years Experience for Entry-Level Burger Position

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In-N-Out Announces New Location, Requires Five Years Experience for Entry-Level Burger Position

Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

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As laid-off professionals flood the labor market, In-N-Out proudly replaces teenagers with desperate former engineers, turning burger service into a highly optimized career graveyard.

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I have a pretty small appetite and I rarely order fries so I did forget about that. Fair play haha

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