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minus-squareshittydwarf@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·1 month agoGod forbid people get boners!?
minus-squaremushroommunk@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoGod forbid people know what they’re consuming in case it interferes with other things like their daily meds!
minus-squareunalivejoy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoGod forbid a person gets a boner lasting over four hours and has to visit the emergency room.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoGod forbid I have to be the guy in the emergency room who helps them deboner
minus-squareunalivejoy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoGod forbid they buy a deboner and have to go to the ER for an unrelated issue.
minus-squareBurninator05@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoGod forbid manufacturers design deboners with a flared base. No, really. God forbid it.
God forbid people get boners!?
God forbid people know what they’re consuming in case it interferes with other things like their daily meds!
God forbid a person gets a boner lasting over four hours and has to visit the emergency room.
God forbid I have to be the guy in the emergency room who helps them deboner
God forbid they buy a deboner and have to go to the ER for an unrelated issue.
God forbid manufacturers design deboners with a flared base. No, really. God forbid it.