Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

Meta Introduces ‘NameTag,’ Assures Public They Definitely Aren’t Doing a Global Faceprint Database

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Meta Introduces ‘NameTag,’ Assures Public They Definitely Aren’t Doing a Global Faceprint Database

Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

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At a launch event for Meta’s new NameTag technology, executives repeatedly denied the glasses used facial recognition even as they identified reporters by sight and displayed detailed personal information in real time.

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How is this satire?
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Are you lost? This is not-the-onion material.
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  But this is satire? How could it be not-the-onion?
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    I suppose I was confused, since the headline is actually fully accurate

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