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China Launches National Talent Retention Program, Scientists Discover It Means Retaining Them

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China Launches National Talent Retention Program, Scientists Discover It Means Retaining Them

Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago

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As Beijing expands strategic research programs, thousands of scientists discover their dream jobs now come with permanent housing, armed escorts, and an indefinite separation from their families.

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