Not sure if satire or an actual question.
Very much satire
I think Debian needs at least 64 megabytes of memory to boot? Or at least Debian-Installer needs that for its ramdisk? (I remember doing some convoluted jank to get Debian crammed on a machine with 32 megs of memory once.)
Dunno how factual this is, I haven’t checked in a while
a trixie netinst iso says it needs 320mb to run the installer and that’s in lowmem mode where you have to pick and choose every installer component you want to load. and then it’ll still look like this:
Probably the LLM cosplaying as an ethernet card. Everything else should work fine with Debian.
Missing potato?!
That’s odd, Debian should run on that without issues.
they obviously didn’t RTFM, specifically section 6.4. Loading Missing Firmware
but actually I’m not sure where to find the TNT drivers for Linux anymore… https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/drivers/riva-drivers/ has them for OS/2 and BeOS but no Linux 🤔
edit: ok so https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/drivers/details/21931/ has it for i386 Linux, OP can probably just ask their ethernet LLM to port it to rv128
ZFS RAID2
I assume they mesnt RAID-Z2 but I’d like to think they actually meant a ZFS array built on top of an obselete RAID 2 of cloud accounts lol
Definitely meant the second one because it’s way funnier
You just gotta love the “do not hallucinate” part of that prompt, which is like taking a person tripping balls on LSD, and telling them “now hear this, I want you to only tell me facts, and I do not want you to hallucinate!”
Good luck with THAT.
Clanker equivalent of telling an angry spouse to stop overreacting.
It’s like telling a six sided die to roll 6 before rolling it.
Or 7.
Indeed.
storage: ZFS RAID2 array of three hundred free icloud accounts
I bet somebody’s been bored and/or psychotic enough to have done that, booted a Linux machine from it, and played DOOM on it.
I had planned to do some productive work tomorrow, but this is calling to me. I must be strong…
Go on! You know you want to!
Now that we have decided you are going to do it. Share the results of whatever comes out it.
Me? I’m just a simple Mint-user.
No, I meant the people you replied to
There was a brief fascination with gmail-as-a-drive when it came out and offered people 1GB of storage. I remember someone wrote a driver that cut your data up and stored it as email attachments.
Back when I was on reddit, I remember finding some obscure subreddits that only had one approved poster and every post was filled to the brim with nothing but hexadecimal.
In theory, any website that allows you to post things could be used as a storage drive…
Hex is somewhat curiously an extremely poor encoding when you have access to unicode
Maybe reddit’s formatting could interfere with using full unicode. Some of it could get interpreted as formatting marks, which could introduce bugs when trying to read it back.
Like, if your binary file translated into unicode happened to have
{1*xF9*uin it, it would then read as {1xF9u when you go to read it back, and now you’re missing two bytes from your binary file. But since none of the hexadecimal symbols are used as formatting marks, you’re safe when using hex.
Someone had a filesystem using gmail once
GmailFS provides a filesystem using a Google Gmail account as its storage medium
I’m sure I saw something like that a while ago, but it was mostly a joke project. Can’t remember its name or anything though.
For a more exciting FS, there is: https://github.com/yarrick/pingfs
Reminds me of this:
Giving the error so much attention is collapsing its wave function. Try ignoring it for a few days and see if it doesn’t sort itself out.
I’ve got the same setup but I found the issue wasn’t the hardware but a driver conflict with my Nintendo Gameboy Printer. I was able to rollback and get it working fine.
The president called. They want you to be their technical advisor
Where did you roll back to¿
To 1989.
I’m sure this is funny.
I’ve been unable to replicate this issue.
I have the exact same build except my network card is an official Playstation 2 network adapter. Try replacing the LLM.
How do I get the ps2 to respond to prompts?
Hey I have a transmeta crusoe lying around somewhere!