Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-211 days agoWhite House Celebrates New Era of Patriotic Starvationdisreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up1132arrow-down10
arrow-up1132arrow-down1external-linkWhite House Celebrates New Era of Patriotic Starvationdisreport.comDispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-211 days agomessage-square6linkfedilink
minus-squarenull@lemmy.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 days agoDo not, my friends, become addicted to food. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence.
Do not, my friends, become addicted to food. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence.