In March, a restaurant in Saga City received a phone call, and when an employee answered it, the voice on the other end of the call gruffly commanded “Go check your entrance.” When the staff did, they discovered a piece of paper with a chilling message written on it: “I…
It was an option, but the fact there’s an article about it suggests he got caught, and I imagine the consequences will be worse than having to attend a work party.
Other options (with consequences of varying severities) include: jumping out of a window; never quiting the job until you die so they can’t throw you any parties; not showing up for the last day of work; telling your colleagues you don’t want a leaving party.
Calling in a bomb threat sounds preferable tbh. Just make sure you use a burner phone.
Do you think cops ever get mad if someone literally calls in a bomb threat, like “Jesus Christ this could have been an email.”
And use text to speech so they can’t recognize your voice.