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Netanyahu’s hands begin shaking after suffering genocide withdrawal symptoms – NewsThump

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Netanyahu’s hands begin shaking after suffering genocide withdrawal symptoms – NewsThump

slothrop@lemmy.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 days ago

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Netanyahu’s hands begin shaking after suffering genocide withdrawal symptoms

Following the announcement of Israel’s ten-day ceasefire with Lebanon, sources have confirmed Benjamin Netanyahu has been suffering with severe withdrawal symptoms after not being allowed to kill a…

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That is the joke, yes. He cant stop. No zio can.

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