god i wish someone would unzip - mount - touch me rn
Shouldn’t we get to know each other first?
chmod -R 777 me
Do whatever you want to me.
Alright. See that pile of dirty laundry there?
Recursive? I hope you don’t have children
I understood that more as “what’s inside me”.
Ah, that we can work with
chmod -R 007 me Oh no step brother Im stuck!
This makes 007 seem like a wanker.
You don’t have to mansplain
but… but… that’s what the man is for… that’s all the man knows how to do…
It isn’t women’s fault that you don’t understand technical conversation
unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep
I know everyone is joking but this is my number two biggest reason I don’t move to Linux, the nonsensical abbreviations and syntaxs of Linux command lines.
I hate them so much. And it’s not like I haven’t been using it since the late 90s.
This meme is so true in that Windows/dos commands just made better linguistic sense.
You a Powershell user? It’s so bizarrely verbose, I’ve wondered “who could prefer this?” But I guess it’s you.
Lol, indeed.
My old username in MIRC was verbose
Still wont need terminal and hack jobs to make a local account
Funny, haven’t had to do that since 1991…
we don’t unzip, we tar
I use the mnemonic “extract ze file” for
tar -xzfwould
tar --helpcountIt should, as long as you don’t try to abbreviate it as
tar -hthough… the short form istar -?which illustrates the joke nicelyProbably not, the double-dash long commandline option is a GNU extension and isn’t guaranteed to work with every tar implementation.
Since a competent typist could type that in at most 3 seconds, it’s worth a shot.
what? 3 seconds for “tar --help”???, I could type that out faster in my phone? In a physical keyboard you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
*boom*
lol that happens when I type in my phone, and my bad I was stupid enough to not read at most.