“During meal time, they would often balance specially made trays with hinged, mirror-like attachments on their laps, sometimes to practice good etiquette and other times to simulate companionship.”
Middle picture brought back memories of Internet days of yore.
A simpler time.
if we have to censor every bad word, can we please take the approach in this picture for everything? it’s more of a highlight, than a try to censor an icky word. I like it.
You’re at the bargaining stage I see
The next stage is death, right? I forget what the stages are, but I’m pretty sure dying is in the middle.
I think a little Nuka Cola Quantum splattered on the word “fuck”.
Is that middle one supposed to be someone who died while kissing a decapitated head they propped up in a urinal? Wow.
They were in love with a skibidi toilet
Some people know exactly how they want to go
“Masturbating Skeleton”, major urban settlement, circa 2032
I want my corpse to be a truly amazing encounter.
That’s why I plan to string myself up like marionette. My body will be ridged to drop when the bathroom door is opened. Than I will wiggle a preprogrammed dance well strobe lights and heavy techno music plays.
You might ask “how my bones will stay together?” Well that’s where the embalming machine comes in to be activated as soon as my pulse flat lines. Perfectly preserved bathroom corpse surprise.
My body will be ridged
For her pleasure?
Edit: I thought it looked weird, just realised it’s ‘ribbed’. I’m not sure what a ‘ridged’ condom would be like, probably not great.
I’m not sure what a ‘ridged’ condom would be like, probably not great.
Remove cap before use.
Perfectly preserved bathroom corpse surprise
That’s my new band name sorted.
So there is actually a semi-valid reason to find a lot of skeletons in bathrooms and not other places, in a post US nuclear apocalypse:
A fair number of buildings are most structurally sound around the bathroom, because those room walls tend to be stronger/reinforced compared to other walls, to be able to handle all the plumbing.
Bathrooms also tend to be located closer to the inside of the building, for basically the same reason.
So, its pretty reasonable that if you heard the sirens go off, had only a minute or two… yeah, sheltering in the bathroom would be the optimal strategy, if you don’t have a basement/cellar.
i will make sure I’ll censor every swear word like that when i take a screenshot
For a while there I was trying to emphatically uncensor any memes I found. I already did this one, because it’s an old meme.
Anytime I see an especially enthusiastic FUCK yes written out now I read it in the voice of Alpharad completing a quick time event in Balan Wonderworld lmao
very happy the the fuck word is glowing radioactive
Whenever I uncensor something, I like to add thematically appropriate emphasis to the curse word. A glowing “fuck” on a Fallout post, a Star Trek font “shit” in a Star Trek post, a big veiny “cock” for a post about cocks. I take pride in my work.