The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 11 hours agoLife comes at you fastlemmy.worldimagemessage-square91linkfedilinkarrow-up1588arrow-down18
arrow-up1580arrow-down1imageLife comes at you fastlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 11 hours agomessage-square91linkfedilink
minus-squareCracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 hours agoMy father referred to me as ‘almost 40’ the other day, which I deemed rude so I called him ‘almost 60’, which he also deemed rude.
minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 hours agoMy parents started referring to me as “middle-aged” when I was like 35 specifically because they knew it would drive me nuts. And with the current trajectory of American life expectancy, the math might actually bear them out.
minus-squareLavaPlanet@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agoNah, man, engage your spite, live to 100, curse them as you die. I believe in you.
My father referred to me as ‘almost 40’ the other day, which I deemed rude so I called him ‘almost 60’, which he also deemed rude.
My parents started referring to me as “middle-aged” when I was like 35 specifically because they knew it would drive me nuts. And with the current trajectory of American life expectancy, the math might actually bear them out.
Nah, man, engage your spite, live to 100, curse them as you die. I believe in you.