cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45926481

🤖 Honestly you can’t make this up:

Human Robot #Zuckerberg is gonna put an #AI based smart keylogger on his employees computers.

Nothing says we don’t trust you and don’t appreciate you like a regular screenshot of your work screen.

No more NSFW! Welcome to the future baby!

Guess them employees are gonna get a taste of their own medicine for once.

Seems like everything is going according to plan.

Use the employees data to train MaiRK, so Meta can finally become a synonym for MaiRK. https://mastodon.social/@madeindex/116402482806274908

Eventually we will only see his superintelligence controlling everything. https://mastodon.social/@madeindex/115871208581092120

Narcissism 2026 version 😋

If you are thinking: Wouldn’t this make people quit? Meta is banking on it: https://www.reuters.com/world/meta-targets-may-20-first-wave-layoffs-additional-cuts-later-2026-2026-04-17/

  • shweddy@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    If were a meta employee there’s 2 ways this could go

    I get fired for poisoning the ai by doing shit work and becoming the worst of the worst

    Or

    I train the ai by being a good worker and they fire me later on anyway
    Really there’s only 1 way this could go

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    23 hours ago

    Minus the “Feed the Data to AI”, this is as it always has been. Never use company computers for personal work and if you have to use a company guest network, use a VPN, etc…

    The only part that’s new here is the AI and I guarantee any company these people move to will do the same thing.

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    Sounds like an attempt to get AI to do their jobs so they can be laid off and Meta can sell such services to other companies.

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    23 hours ago

    ‘Eat your own dogfood’

    Oh, you work for a bullshit data-harvesting spy company, here’s today’s bowl.