600,000 people sent in $100 deposits for this thing—!😧 (Dumbass is laughing all the way to the bank. )

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    13 hours ago

    Now I’m picturing a PHON Party phone.

    Automatically disconnects the call if an accent is detected

    Only charges from fossil fuel sources

    Proximity screeching (in Pauline’s voice) when within 5 meters of a Greens voter

    Pre-order now for a free bundled Burka!

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      8 hours ago

      It would also run Bitcoin mining, and send the money to Pauline, and then pretend it’s doing you a favour and saving taxpayer money