I caved. I ended up signing up to the most secure age verification service and credit card supplier I could find. The verification so I could get back into my OnlyFans account; the credit card so I could see nudity and sexual content on Steam, on the homepage shortcut that acts as the Steam app on my phone.

My entire online browsing experience is ad-free thanks to multiple blocking filters. I never consented to be farmed for corporate profit and I opt out of being shown adverts (online) because they are not how I shop. I think of a need, browse for that need and purchase based on options. I never purchase before I have a need.