“Call it what you like, you’re still going to need us” Code.
It’s just really high level BASIC with much looser syntax. It doesn’t mean my boss could use it, any more than they could use the “no code” rubbish, BASIC, C, Fortran or Assembly that came before it.
If your job was taking really detailed technical specifications and turning it into something a computer can read, then you might be in trouble. But my job was always deciphering the nonsense amalgamations of customers, sales people, and managers, figuring out what the actual requirement is, determine the simplest thing that could handle that, and write it in such a way that the inevitable changes that they request won’t be too painful to add.
Tech debt
fuckin’ Clown Code.
Clippy coding! Newer coders won’t get the reference, older coders can hold it with the same scorn.
- Subscription coding.
- It looks like you’re writing an app. Can I help you with that?
- CrappyCodey
- Clueless coding
- Klutz code
- Mañana coding
- Brain-free coding
- Developerless development
- Self-driving systems
- Humanity-free development
- If claude can do this it can replace management next
- Claude codepirated
- Good luck copywriting this intellectual property theft
- AI pwned
- I never really understood the codebase in the first place
- Blagger’s code
- I’m so much more valuable to my employer now that I’ve outsourced all that tedious thinking, understanding and creating I used to do.
Clueless coding is the perfect term.
codeshittication
- Slopcoding
- Codeslopping
- Spaghetticoding
- “Good luck trying to figure this out in 2 years” Coding
- Slopcoding
- Poopslopping
- Anti-environment laziness
I like to pronounce it very German in my environment, which becomes Klaut Kot. Steals Feces. It’s quite fitting tbh.
Script Kiddie is the derogatory term for hackers that download tools and have no idea what they are doing.
Prompt kiddies
At least kiddies can eventually learn, the biggest fans of these things are worse, they are MBAies
Slopilation. Wastecode. Bullshit harvesting.
isn’t vibe coding a term that comes from the ai bros themselves first? We would’ve used slop coding lol
Shit coding?
You think he just needs to reclaim it?
Slopulator
Suggest he go fuck himself
Automated bullshiting?