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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 23 hours ago

Hakeem Jeffries, Chuck Schumer say now is not the time to punish convicted rapist Russell Brand

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Hakeem Jeffries, Chuck Schumer say now is not the time to punish convicted rapist Russell Brand

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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 23 hours ago
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WASHINGTON D.C. - In a joint statement, U.S. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries and current U.S. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer made clear their position that just-convicted rapist Russell Brand should not face jail time or any other tangible punishment for his crimes.
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    Lol that is a very eatable onion

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    Oof I ate this one

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      12 hours ago

      Same. Do not blame yourself. Blame <gestures around> whatever this is!

    • Amuro_eat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      It’s such a plausible headline, I had a nibble myself

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      The sad thing is that them saying something like that is actually in the realm of possibility.

      Those two serve themselves and nobody else.

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      Seeing how they handled the Epstein files, this would be perfectly in line.

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      See, I didn’t eat this one, but only because I can’t imagine how Russell Brand has these two on the payroll

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    eventhough he is a british citizen.

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      “We are also aware that these crimes and this trial took place in another country, but it’s important to us that no one anywhere ever be held accountable for anything,” Jeffries added.

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