Fixed an old thinkpads FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Posted blur wave memes FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
Let the dog in, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I ate pot stickers for the glory of the empire
Watched an eruption cover video for the glory of the empire of metal 🤘🤘
I just failed no nut November, for the glory of the empire!
Took a dump…
I took a shit and it went Qapla’!-p for the glory of the empire!
Watched hockey highlights for the glory of the empire!
Doomscrolling for the glory of the empire
Adjusted my balls for the glory of the empire!
Turned off my ActiVac for the glory of the empire!..
My wound feels weird but it’s for the glory of the empire.
Cleaned my cat’s litter box for the glory of the empire!!!
Got a glass of water FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
I decompiled the flash game “fireboy and watergirl 2 the light temple” using an 11+ year old software called JPEXS so I can replace all the gendered door sprites with my gnu-imp modified, gender-neutral ones.

For the glory of the empire!