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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months ago

Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

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Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/22503006

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  • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
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    4 months ago

    I’d suggest posting on the war thunder forums.

  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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    4 months ago

    Open one of your Microsoft Outlooks.

    • huquad@lemmy.ml
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      No, not that one

      • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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        No, not that one either.

  • Err(()).unwrap()@lemmy.world
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    Just install linux bro, it’s not that difficult. You’ll have to compile the F-35 drivers from source, but that’s just the cost of having a reliable system.

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      Wouldn’t it be handy to have a *Live*USB at hand?

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        The pilot should check if that yellow striped cable is a lanyard for a USB.

        • fartographer@lemmy.world
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          “How to remote into F-35”

    • SavvyWolf@pawb.social
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      I’d recommend using an atomic distro. Then if you get shot to pieces you can roll back to a good state.

  • neidu3@sh.itjust.works
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    “I have two copies of War Thunder running, and neither is working”

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    Simultaneously press the “launch sidewinder” button and F9 after turning the plane off and on mid-flight. Try not to aim at a place where people live. Then run “sfcscan /now” and kindly report back to me about the same.

    post marked as solved

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    Try Shift + Right Stick…sorry that’s the launch missile button.

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    Hang on, I’ve got a Fedora boot stick on me somewhere…

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    Once it’s in safe mode, just remove the en-US pack and install one of the European cultures instead. Gets rid of ads, but you might lose copilot too and I don’t know if that’s a good thing in this situation.

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      No, you got it completely wrong. The first thing to do is remove the French language pack with rm -fr /.

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        Por supuesto y con gusto.

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      Don’t worry it’s a single seater, if you’re hearing voices behind you that’s a different kind of problem.

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    bro just press ctrl alt del and reboot it

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    Blue Screen of Defence War

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    Delete system32

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    Is the middle hoop for holding the fleshlight?

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      Looks like the ejector switch. Imagine trying to scratch your balls mid-mission and immediately shooting out of the plane pulling break-your-fucking-spine Gs.

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        Better than ripping your arms off cause they’re sticking out, it’s put there to make you tuck your shoulders in but pilots who’ve ejected do have measurable spinal compression.

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    What a beautiful picture though. Anyone know the source?

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    I’d be so mad if the last thing I saw before plummeting to my fiery death was that stupid smug little sad face and a BSOD

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    they do use linux LynxOS-178

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