We can give it to you for free… oops, now we need to cancel it. 😜

Oops, we have already cancelled it early. But we offer you even more freebies as compensation 😜

Oops, we have even deleted all your valuable data, and earlier than we promised. But we offer you a lukewarm declaration of our own incompetence as an excuse 😜

Am I dreaming, or…

Are they just begging for class-action lawsuits on as many levels as possible?